In which a cerulean mediviscerator is assigned to rein in an obsessive cobalt investerrogator but instead joins his crusade to uncover the truth behind assorted unexplained phenomena including the disappearance of his wigglerhood moirail; they follow a trail of culled side characters to uncover a conspiracy involving the cobalt’s Ancestor, many trolls of even higher blood, and an almost undetectable infiltration by repulsive and unnaturally sophisticated aliens. Meanwhile the cobalt and cerulean attempt to maintain the integrity of their moirallegiance, but eventually fall into pale-flushed vacillation, and the cobalt embarks on a kismesissitude with a mysterious midblood assassin. Includes grotesque alien biology, traitorous highbloods, and obscene experimentation on virgin mother grubs.
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!
SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO
Sounds like she may be getting her own TV show. http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/news/a564491/abc-eyeing-agents-of-shield-renewal-agent-carter-tv-series.html#~oBE9Ncgb9cYvvk
iconic video of my childhood
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING!
MY HEART IS MELTING.
I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES
that is the most adorable shit I have ever seen